Monday, August 26, 2013

If Pitbull Wasn't Pitbull...




He could be an excellent telephone operator. 

"Hi, I'd like to look up a movie theater in...."


[Pitbull]
Went from Mr. 305 (DJ) to Mr. Worldwide, all around the world
Now we're International, So international, international, So international
You can't catch me, boy
I'm overseas and with about a hundred G's per show
Don't test me boy, (Don't test me boy)
Cause I rap with the best for sure,
305 till the death of me
Cremate my body and let the ocean have what's left of me
But for now, forget about that,
Blow the whistle
Baby you're the referee
DALE!


"Uhm, I actually just wanted to know if there "This Is the End" is playing near me. Could you look up..."



[Chorus: Chris Brown]
You put it down like New York City
I never sleep, wild like Los Angeles
My fantasy, hotter ill be Miami
I feel the heat!
Ohh, Miss International love (international)
Ohh, Miss International love

[Pitbull]
I don't play football but I've touched down everywhere
Everywhere? Everywhere! (dale!)
I don't play baseball but I've hit a home run everywhere, everywhere
I've been to countries and cities I can't pronounce
And the places on the globe I ain't know existed
In Romania she pulled me to the side and told me `Pit, you can have me and my sister.`
In Lebanon, yeah the women are bomb
And in Greece you've guessed it the women are sweet
Been all around the world but I ain't gon' lie there's nothing like Miami's heat
Dale!



"Well that sounds like a great time! I'm actually looking for something in the Bay Area? Maybe? Uhm, closer to Daly City if possible..."



[Chorus: Chris Brown]
You put it down like New York City
I never sleep, wild like Los Angeles
My fantasy, hotter ill be Miami
I feel the heat!
Ohh, Miss International love (international that's right!)
Ohh, Miss International love

"Is there someone else on the line? Who is that?"

[Pitbull]
Down in D.R. they're looking for visas,
I ain't talking credit cards if you know what I mean!
En Cuba, la cosa esta dura!
But the woman get down, if you know what I mean!
In Colombia the women got everything on but they're some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen
In Brazil they're freaky with big ol' booties and their thongs, blue yellow and green!
In L.A. tengo la Mexicana, en New York tengo la boricua
Besito para todas las mujeres en Venezuela, muah! (mami)
Y en Miami tengo a cualquiera!

"I thought I pressed one for English...hold on..."

[Chorus: Chris Brown]
You put it down like New York City
I never sleep, wild like Los Angeles
My fantasy, hotter ill be Miami
I feel the heat! (all around the world)
Ohh, Miss International love
Ohh, Miss International love


"So I'm actually looking for the Bay Area? West of those places?"

[Chris Brown]
There's not a place that your love don't affect me baby
So don't ever change
I cross the globe when I'm with you baby
Heeey (Chris Brown)
Woah-oh  


"I really don't want a relationship...just so info, can I talk to you manager?"



[Bridge: Pitbull]
Chris Brown
This for the women worldwide
That's right


"This is way more than I asked for..."


[Chorus x2: Chris Brown]
You put it down like New York City (212)


"Anything in the 415?"


I never sleep, wild like Los Angeles (310)


"No? 415? Nothing?"

My fantasy, hotter ill be Miami (305)


"I'm not in the f-ing 305! I want 415! 415!!"


I feel the heat! (305!)
Ohh, Miss International love (international?)
Ohh, Miss International love (so international... you international? so international...)


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