Showing posts with label music. Show all posts
Showing posts with label music. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Music Is Kind of a Disgrace Now

They just don't make music like they used to. I've never realized the truth to these words until recently, because I feel like we've definitely entered into a very dry spell for music. But... if you can't beat 'em, you should join 'em. So here's my celebration of songs I secretly (not so secretly) love, but are kind of a disgrace to this whole "music-making" bizness.
  • Carry Out-- Justin Timberlake and Timbaland: Although it pains me to ever write anything awful about these two, especially in what should be the holy grail of booty-shakin' music, I have to say that this one is pretty bad.
    • Quote that puts them on the map?"Baby, you lookin' fine, I'll have you open all night like you IHOP" and "You lookin' good (baby, butt stays heavenly) I'm pretty sure you got your own recipe, so pick it up pick it up, yeah I like you, I just can't get enough I gotta drive through. So it's me you, you me, me you, all night, have it your way, foreplay-- before I feed your appetite."
   

  • T.H.E.-- Will.I.Am feat. Jennifer Lopez: T.H.E (The Hardest Ever): I love Will.I.Am, particularly his Brazilian Samba album, but this just hurts me. He also runs around in a space suit, which is... kind of weird
    • Offending quote? "Will he survive? Never deceased, I don’t think I’m ever gonna rest in peace, Imma kill the game, leave the rest in pieces, Now everybody want my recipe, Tell a jealous chicken I don't know what the beef is, I'm just making money for my grankids' nieces, Imma work hard, that's my thesis, This beat is a shit, feces"
 

  •  Mmm-Hmm-- Austin Mahone feat. Pitbull: Anyone who knows me knows I love Pitbull.
    • Offending quote? The entire chorus *sigh*. "When I saw her, walkin' down the street, she looked so fine, I just had to speak, I asked her name, but she turned away, as she walked all I could say was... mmm mmm yeah yeah, mmm mmm yeah yeah, all i could say was, mmm mmm yeah yeah, mmm mmm yeah"
  •  OMG (If I Was You)-- Far East Movement feat. Snoop Dogg: I also love the FEM, especially since their 'Round, 'Round days, but... these two amazing things (FEM with Snoop Dogg) was supposed to be awesome, and it's just more awesomely terrible pickup lines
    • Offending quote? " You ain't a dime, you a silver dolla, it'd be a crime, if I didn't holla!"
  • Top of the World-- The Cataracs: I was actually surprised that The Cataracts didn't make more of a splash, because they are churning out some pretty awesome dance music, but that doesn't stop them from having some awesomely bad pick up lines in their music too...
    • Offending quote? "Your daddy must have been a drug dealer (why) cause you dope, you the Bonny to my Clyde, Juliet and Romeo"
  •  5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (Turn Around)-- Flo Rida: I really wanted to like this one, especially since it takes place in Brazil, which holds a special place in my heart.
    • Offending quote? "Gotta body like this your world, make your booty go stupid gurrl"

Monday, March 10, 2014

Ever Tried Explaining a Kanye West Music Video to Someone?


 


It's impossible. You sound crazy. But here's why Kanye West does follow the classical arc of the hero as defined by Greek mythology:



Kanye West, born as Kanye Omari West in 1977, is a Chicagoan born and raised. First known for breaking on the scene as a producer under Roc-A-Fella Records, he achieved early recognition for his work on Jay-Z’s “The Blueprint” (released in 2001) because of his unique production style of using high pitched vocal samples from soul, be-bop, motown and early rock songs incorporated with his own drums and instruments. Some attribute this style to his family roots in Motown. Regardless, Kanye later expanded his musical influences to include R&B, electronica, folk, alternative, industrial and synth pop into his repertoire to broaden his appeal and further experiment and challenge the confines of musical genre. Raised as a young man in a middle-class household in Chicago, IL, many of Kanye’s musical content has been influenced by the trials and tribulations of what could be seen as an “everyday hero” that has been adapted to the modern day.

Particularly, one can see that West has transcribed classical, Greek-inspired storylines into his works and has reinterpreted them to be fitting for the world that he relates to. Born from classical mythology and made popular by Joseph Campbell’s “monomyth” pattern, a “Hero’s Journey” is typically characterized by a hero that ventures forth from the world of the common day where fabulous forces are encountered and a decisive victory is won. The hero then comes back from this adventure changed.  Although West started with a focus on societal and cultural issues in “Workout Plan” and media expectations as seen in “Jesus Walks” in his first CD “College Drop Out” (2004). In his second CD (“Late Registration” in 2005) , Kanye the protagonist hides little as he continues to take on larger challenges, true to his self-adopted hero image by taking on such topics as the blood diamond industry in “Diamonds from Sierra Leone”. Additionally, a turning point is reached as he begins to depart from the social commentary and moved toward the self-inflationary attitude that we know now through “Gold Digger”.

Kanye’s challenges mounted in 2007 with the death of his mother, Donda West. Critics believe that this marked a turning point in his career when he became increasingly self-reflective and released his third album. Largely upbeat, his third album contained a more personal perspective through his Chicago-homage in “Homecoming” and his partnership with Daft Punk to produce “Stronger” but also more surrealistic, satirical visions such as in “Good Morning”, where he partnered with renowned Japanese anime illustrators to play an animated protagonist bear. His fourth album, “808s and Heartbreak” featured such songs as “Love Lockdown” and “Heartless”, which began to focus more on his persecution as an artist, but also further pushed the boundaries of his traditional producer stylings as he struggled to battle the mounting criticism against his music.

His pinnacle of surrealistic adaptations occurred in “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy”, his fifth album. In MBDTF, Kanye sought to have all of his songs intertwined with one continuous storyline with such standout hits such as “Dark Fantasy”, “Runaway”, “Power”  and “All of the Lights” (which was banned in some countries due to their risk of causing epileptic seizures). “Dark Fantasy” starts the narrative with Kanye saving an angel, whereas “Runaway” features Kanye orchestrating an elaborate dinner to entertain an angel with professional ballerinas. “Power” frames Kanye as (literally) a mythological hero whereas “All of the Lights” offers a throwback to his earlier Chicago-based days which juxtaposes a 80s-inspired light show with the black and white biopic of a little girl facing her own challenges growing up in the Southside projects of Chicago. Within this album, Kanye West switches from battling societal issues to literally battling people to save his angel. (To view the full video that was produced for “Runaway”, featuring supermodel Selita Ebanks, click here. It involves Kanye saving an angel, throwing a dinner party in an airplane hangar, ballerinas interpretatively dancing to rap, the angel falling into depression and Kanye West having sex with her and then the angel going back to heaven.)

Kanye west has just recently released his “Watch the Throne”, a collaboration with Jay-Z. In his most recent album, Kanye positions himself as a hero returned through such hits as “No Church in the Wild” and “Otis”. In “No Church in the Wild”, Kanye West focuses on a scene of urban protest complete with racist overtones where a masked horseman (literally) stands up for the common man. Otis returns to Kanye’s Motown roots with Jay Z and Kanye West together destroying a Maybach and recreating it as a militaristic car with the backdrop of “Try a Little Tenderness” by Otis Redding remixed in the background. Regardless of whether Kanye West really is the mythological Greek hero that he wants so desperately to be, if the story is to be believed, “Watch the Throne” completes the arc of his development as a musician.

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

The Chennai Express






So a couple weekends ago, I went to go visit my dear friends C and D who just moved to Redwood City from The City (San Francisco) and into a brand new (beautiful!) condo. Among other things, we had a great weekend going for walks in the wildlife reserve outside of their front porch (life’s rough, right?), debating the safety of his new, red Ducati speed bike, most likely drinking more than we should and “doing Indian things” (their words, not mine). We went to Indian brunch, where I got some dosa (a large crepe-like thing, which you tear into pieces and eat with one of the five various sauces that it’s served with) and going to an Indian movie. We went to go watch Chennai Express, which, although there are terrible reviews of it floating around, I found to be thoroughly interesting and enjoyable. I learned a lot. It was truly a cultural experience. A recap:

  • All my Indian friends love to dance, but they always made fun of how funny Indian dancing (moves often stolen from Bollywood movies) is. Well, there is AWESOME music in Bollywood movies, so my conclusion is that Indians dance differently (note: not just standing there dry humping the air) because their music is better. Here’s what I see for the future-- a return of Indian beats (bhangra beats, yo) in mainstream music again (kind of like when we saw the emergence of latin music in the 90s)
  • Why can’t all movie theaters offer snacks of the samosa variety? I tell you what, it doesn’t have to be an Indian movie for me to thoroughly enjoy a mango lassi (I know it’s not “real Indian food”, but I really like them) and a samosa with my movie. I think they’d pair just as well with the new Wolverine movie than with Chennai Express. Delicious
  • I feel like I got my money’s worth. It was approximately a 3 hour movie. I got an intermission in the middle-- to buy more snacks. When I came back, there was another set of previews before the movie started again. This, my friends, has got to be pure marketing genius. Someone in the Indian movie industry came up with the “Why not two sets of previews? Two sets of advertising revenue? Two times to build hype for what’s coming up?” and someone gave him a million dollars in a burlap sack (with a green dollar sign painted on it). I’m pretty sure that’s how it works when you’re a business genius
  • Finally, I know Indian movies get a lot of crap because they’re slightly formulaic. Okay, really formulaic. The formula basically goes like this: take one protagonist who is poor, have them meet by chance another main character of the opposite sex who is not. Have them fall in love. Introduce a third party that is a hurdle for the two characters to overcome if they want to be together. Multiply with some family disbelief, some family members trying to secretly sabotage/support the two lovebirds and then some silly antics. Divide by one big (very public) confession/show of love. Live happily ever after. I’m not a big romantic, although I wish I was. But the best part of the movie is the escapism. It’s just so over the top that you actually begin wishing that you could believe that life will work out like that and you’ll find the person that will make you happy (and apparently break into a choreographed dancing/singing number with elephants) and that understands where you’re coming from even though you’re from two different worlds. I’m willing to pay for that


Now, all I need to do is find another Indian movie house. Chai please.

And, to end on a dance number:


Monday, August 26, 2013

If Pitbull Wasn't Pitbull...




He could be an excellent telephone operator. 

"Hi, I'd like to look up a movie theater in...."


[Pitbull]
Went from Mr. 305 (DJ) to Mr. Worldwide, all around the world
Now we're International, So international, international, So international
You can't catch me, boy
I'm overseas and with about a hundred G's per show
Don't test me boy, (Don't test me boy)
Cause I rap with the best for sure,
305 till the death of me
Cremate my body and let the ocean have what's left of me
But for now, forget about that,
Blow the whistle
Baby you're the referee
DALE!


"Uhm, I actually just wanted to know if there "This Is the End" is playing near me. Could you look up..."



[Chorus: Chris Brown]
You put it down like New York City
I never sleep, wild like Los Angeles
My fantasy, hotter ill be Miami
I feel the heat!
Ohh, Miss International love (international)
Ohh, Miss International love

[Pitbull]
I don't play football but I've touched down everywhere
Everywhere? Everywhere! (dale!)
I don't play baseball but I've hit a home run everywhere, everywhere
I've been to countries and cities I can't pronounce
And the places on the globe I ain't know existed
In Romania she pulled me to the side and told me `Pit, you can have me and my sister.`
In Lebanon, yeah the women are bomb
And in Greece you've guessed it the women are sweet
Been all around the world but I ain't gon' lie there's nothing like Miami's heat
Dale!



"Well that sounds like a great time! I'm actually looking for something in the Bay Area? Maybe? Uhm, closer to Daly City if possible..."



[Chorus: Chris Brown]
You put it down like New York City
I never sleep, wild like Los Angeles
My fantasy, hotter ill be Miami
I feel the heat!
Ohh, Miss International love (international that's right!)
Ohh, Miss International love

"Is there someone else on the line? Who is that?"

[Pitbull]
Down in D.R. they're looking for visas,
I ain't talking credit cards if you know what I mean!
En Cuba, la cosa esta dura!
But the woman get down, if you know what I mean!
In Colombia the women got everything on but they're some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen
In Brazil they're freaky with big ol' booties and their thongs, blue yellow and green!
In L.A. tengo la Mexicana, en New York tengo la boricua
Besito para todas las mujeres en Venezuela, muah! (mami)
Y en Miami tengo a cualquiera!

"I thought I pressed one for English...hold on..."

[Chorus: Chris Brown]
You put it down like New York City
I never sleep, wild like Los Angeles
My fantasy, hotter ill be Miami
I feel the heat! (all around the world)
Ohh, Miss International love
Ohh, Miss International love


"So I'm actually looking for the Bay Area? West of those places?"

[Chris Brown]
There's not a place that your love don't affect me baby
So don't ever change
I cross the globe when I'm with you baby
Heeey (Chris Brown)
Woah-oh  


"I really don't want a relationship...just so info, can I talk to you manager?"



[Bridge: Pitbull]
Chris Brown
This for the women worldwide
That's right


"This is way more than I asked for..."


[Chorus x2: Chris Brown]
You put it down like New York City (212)


"Anything in the 415?"


I never sleep, wild like Los Angeles (310)


"No? 415? Nothing?"

My fantasy, hotter ill be Miami (305)


"I'm not in the f-ing 305! I want 415! 415!!"


I feel the heat! (305!)
Ohh, Miss International love (international?)
Ohh, Miss International love (so international... you international? so international...)


*click*

Monday, August 12, 2013

If Kanye Wasn't Kanye...






I do a lot of my thinking in the shower. It's usually about really important things like, if celebrities weren't celebrities, what type of occupation would they have based on what I know from their songs?

Kanye West might be a trainer at a gym. Here's how I think it sets itself up:

Work is the worst, Mark thought as he threw his gym bag into the bag of his car. The sun beat down on him aggressively, reminding him that the summer sunshine, although brutal now, was soon going to be replaced with colder fall breezes and, soon after that, snow. He drove slowly to the Equinox-- relishing the last moments of quiet before he was shoved into a weight room filled with yelling trainers and overly machismo-ed up men-- all vying for that one spot near the mirror in the weight room where they could watch themselves work out without actually looking like they were watching themselves work out. Mark? He just wanted something to do for the day so that he could say he was being a healthy person-- and then go home and grab a beer. The gym had gotten weirder anyways, offering new classes he had never heard of before like SoulCycle and Bikram Hot PiYo...what the hell was that any way? He pushed open the door and walked in....


Work it, make it, do it,
Makes us harder, better, faster, stronger!

[played in background, continuously:]
Work it harder, make it better,
do it faster, makes us stronger,
more than ever, never over,
Our work is never over.

[Chorus:]
Now that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger
I need you to hurry up now
'cause I can't wait much longer
I know I got to be right now
'cause I can't get much wronger
Man I've been waitin' all night now
That's how long I've been on you

I need you right now
I need you right now

He sat down on the weight bench next to a trainer taking his break, taking his break that is while simultaneously continuing to lift weights while watching himself in the mirror unabashedly. Mark was okay with quietly working out-- no conversation was needed in a gym among men, right? Then the guy next to him turned to him and said...

Let's get lost tonight
You could be my black Kate Moss tonight

Mark stepped back. This guy was nuts. "What?"

Play secretary, I'm the boss tonight
And you don't give a fuck what they all say right?
Awesome, the Christian and Christian Dior
Damn, they don't make 'em like this anymore
I ask 'cause I'm not sure
Do anybody make real shit anymore?
Bow in the presence of greatness
'cause right now thou has forsaken us
You should be honored by my lateness
That I would even show up to this fake shit

Mark stood up "Get the hell away from me man. You're nuts. I'm going to call security."

So go ahead go nuts go ape shit
Especially in my pastel on my bape shit
Act like you can't tell who made this
New gospel homey, take six, and take this, haters


Now that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger
I need you to hurry up now
'cause I can't wait much longer
I know I got to be right now
'cause I can't get much wronger
Man I've been waitin' all night now
That's how long I've been on you

I need you right now
I need you right now

Me likey

I don't know if you got a man or not,
If you made plans or not

Mark began to see where this was going."Listen man, I respect your lifestyle...but..."

God put me in the plans or not


Oh, was a he a religious nut?


I'm trippin' this drink got me sayin' a lot
But I know that God put you in front of me


A drunk?


So how the hell could you front on me?
There's a thousand you's, there's only one of me
I'm trippin', I'm caught up in the moment right?


"Do you need me to get someone, man? Maybe call a friend for you?" Mark began nervously looking around-- could he get to the door in time if this guy really lost it? Didn't anyone else notice this guy on a tirade? The musclemen around him kept huffing and puffing-- eyes fixated on that point beyond the mirror but still on their reflection.


This is Louis Vuitton Don night
So we gonna do everything that Kan like
Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike
Well I'd do anything for a blonde-dike


Transgender? Mark began lifting weights again, trying to ignore what was happening next to him. Maybe this was like the people at the kiosks in malls-- if you just didn't make eye contact...


And she'll do anything for the limelight
And we'll do anything when the time's right
Ugh, baby, you're makin' it (harder, better, faster, stronger)

The guy leaned in closer...



Now that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger
I need you to hurry up now
'cause I can't wait much longer
I know I got to be right now
'cause I can't get much wronger
Man I've been waitin' all night now
That's how long I've been on you

I need you right now
I need you right now

You know how long I've been on you?
Since Prince was on Apollonia
Since OJ had Isotoners
Don't act like I never told you [x6]
Baby, you're making it (harder, better, faster, stronger)


"Just leave me alone okay man?"



Now that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger
I need you to hurry up now
'cause I can't wait much longer


"Do you wanna use these or something?" Mark offered the weights up like a peace offering. No recognition happened. 


I know I got to be right now
'cause I can't get much wronger
Man I've been waitin' all night now
That's how long I've been on you

I need you right now [x4]


"That's it, I'm leaving."


You know how long I've been on you?
Since Prince was on Apollonia
Since OJ had Isotoners
Don't act like I never told you
Never told you [x4]
    Mark got up and put the weights back on the holder. "You need help man!" He yelled as he swiveled around. The trainer in the hoodie was finally silent. As Mark walked away he heard him say, "All of the lights...."


    So yup. Kanye West. If not Kanye West, a crazy, 'roided up trainer. Songs don't lie people. This is what I think about and the number one reason why I should have not children. 

    Tuesday, August 6, 2013

    I Was Listening to Kanye's "Diamonds From Sierra Leone" and...


    I've decided that if we had to take Jay-Z's character from this song and make him a business man, he'd either be the best business man ever, or the worst one. Either way, I think he would annoy me. I don't want to work with him. He's a total yes man.


    "Ugh! Ugh! Yup!"

    That's not appropriate business commentary HOVA.

    Lyrics here if you still think i'm nuts.

     

    Wednesday, November 28, 2012

    The Effect (?) of Financial Markets on Music



    I wish I could say that I was some uber-genius who spent my entire day looking at macro market trends and determining what the next big value stock pitch or internet technology trend was going to be. In fact, I am usually running around, counseling undergrads about their lives, discussing my complete clueless-ness with my own classmates and trying to keep up on homework while balancing extracurriculars and work.

    And then, I think strange things that distract me sometimes. Is there a correlation between the financial markets and music? How could we measure this? What would it mean? What would I assume? How could I look for a pattern?

    My hypothesis is that there is, I imagine that the easiest way to measure this is by BPM (beats per minute) and that I hypothesize that while music overall has gotten faster (higher BPM), music is slower in downturn-y times.

    Let's see what happens.

    So I found some background information around the economy.


    Key Take-Aways: Oil usually increases in price when the economy is in a recession/about to go into a recession. During the recession, these high oil prices will begin to trend back down to more "normal" levels. Recessions in the US were in 1973-'75, 1980, 1981-1983, 1991, 2001 and 2008-2010.


    And then I got a little more information and found out about bear markets...

    Key Take-Aways: Bear markets! These happened in 1905-1920, 1931-1944, 1965-1980, 2000-2005 (no information is given after 2005).

    Then I looked up GDP growth in the US on Google-- GOD I LOVE GOOGLE.



    Key Take-Aways:GDP growth is where you would expect it to be-- with the dips and mountains in all the right places...

    Then I got a little excited with the Google tool and added in Asia, Europe and Latin America (red, orange and green respectively).

     Yup, that made sense too.

    So then I tried to put together my own knowledge of music history based on the interwebs research, which goes a little something like this: In the beginning, there was vaudeville and Oscar Hammerstein in the early 1920s. This was the age where blues and jazz emerged into a brand new world. By the 1930s, the party had gone into full swing (har har har) with big band swing. 1940s saw the emergence of bluegrass and country, along with the beginning of "Appalachian folk music" (seems very probable that this could be one of the muses of our current-day "indie rock". Appalachian folk music was significant because it really increased BPMs and probably heavily influenced the be-bop movement also in the 40s that held some of the records for BPMs (could hit 300). 1950s slowed things down a bit with gospel/soul music with some greats like Mahlia Jackson, but also gave us some of my favorite songs from Dinah Washington and Aretha Franklin. This age was also the emergence of Doo-wop (which was fantastic) and we saw songs like Frankie Lymon's "Why Do Fools Fall In Love". 1960s was about freedom and experimentation, where we saw a brief stint of "psychadelic" rock that transitioned into what we now refer to as "rock" (The Beatles, The Who, Rolling Stones, etc.". 1970s was about love and peace yet we got heavy metal during this time from the likes of Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath, as well as a stronger emergence of punk rock, which began to emerge in the 1960s.

    In 1980s we were introduced to Ladies Love Cool James, also known as LLCoolJ, along with NWA and the beginnings of hip-hop and "gangster rap". The 90s were filled with hair metal (a new branch of the rock family tree), so we saw Nirvana's "Nevermind' album, along with the Notorious B.I.G. The early 2000s especially were inundated with bubblegum pop with the likes of Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys and N'Sync, but it also began to lead into some more "alternative rock" with The Hives and The White Stripes, which gradually became "indie rock" with Franz Ferdinand and Modest Mouse. Starting in 2010, we've seen a heavy emphasis in dance music, particularly with a lot of latin flavors, which has emerged as a  mix of "dance pop" (Cascada, Pitbull, Ke$ha), "dubstep" like Skillrex and a re-emergence of "house" or "dance" music. Although house music actually originated in Chicago (what what!) in the 1980s, it re-emerged in a strong way in the (later half of) the first decade of the 21st century. (I would say 2008-ish onward.) I think it's safe to say that the world is now a better place because of the contributions of David Guetta, Afrojack, Deadmau5 and Kaskade.

    I found the average BPMs of these popular genres of each of these decades and plotted them, but I needed to account for some decades where multiple "popular genres" emerged, hence there's BPM 2s and 3s...The outliers here: 200 in 1940 was be-bop (one of the highest ever), 120 was bluegrass, whereas 75 was country music. Additionally, the 85, 90 and 120 BPM blips in 1970 were heavy metal, outlaw country and punk rock.


    At first glance, it kind of makes sense. Although BPM did not tick up as quickly as I thought it would, the slowest BPMs were actually always interbellum times. The highest BPMs, similarly, always occurred right after a financial downturn, which is not to say that downturns always resulted in low BPMs. Music tended to fragment (split to have many different emerging genres) during the 1940s and 1970s-- strong bear markets. In the 1940s, we had an ending war, soldiers coming home and inflating the once-low unemployment rate, an economy under stress and a recovery from a mini recession in 1937.  The 1970s was also a time where the nation was torn. Although the Paris Peace Accords stopped US participation in the Vietnam War in 1973, our society was still torn. The 70s was a time when a President and a Vice President resigned under threat of impeachment, and the US economy entered the worst recession that it had seen in 40 years in 1974.

     I looked at it and wasn't satisfied so I looked at some more data....and looked at GDP vs. personal consumption expenditures to see if that would give me additional data.


    And then found this research paper ("Trends in BPM in Popular Music") that had a more accurate method of determining average BPM. This paper consolidated the top songs from each decade (instead of musical genres) and allowed me to determine a more accurate BPM.(Red dots are average BPM per decade.)


    And if we cut this to pair it up with the Google charts:



    Looking at the average BPM per decade (green dots), it seems as though there could be an indicative story here. Although low growth rate resulted in big changes in BPM 1981, I think the jury is still out as to the amount of direct correlation here.

    Regardless, interesting to look at...and this is what I do during my days when I get bored.

    I know...I'm a weirdo.